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  • Official Polls Re: How Often Do You Critique?

    I would have had to say some more than three or four times a day - but I haven't seen before my jaunt off to Paris. !_!' Now exams and ...

    May 13, 2007
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Do we really exist?

    Absolute subjectivity is like locking oneself in a box, throwing away the key and shouting that all one can be sure of is the dark. Because, of course, there's nothing ...

    May 10, 2007
  • Official Polls Re: Who Is Fred?

    Skye's boyfriend is that fat bloke in the corner with the laptop and cappucino? (0_0)' Well, yes - I voted 'fat bloke'. ^_^

    Apr 30, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Ti amo~~~come on peeps!

    ciao

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    It's bloody disorienting, except that being disoriented, you don't know that you're disoriented. Why do dehydrated muscles move so bloody slow?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Because it would undignified to flap around so haplessly in a tux. Why are life's deepest truths so awfully inexplicable?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    I suppose if your head were ten gallons, they might. Why does the wind sound like a voice sometimes?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Because if they didn't, they'd fall. Why do people grow up, when Peter Pan didn't?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Really, if reality were defined by mere perception and numbers tallied up on viewers gave a good impression of how many perceived it favourably, then reality would be reality TV. ...

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    They don't. But without words, they wouldn't be stories. Why do rather round people insist on wearing terribly tight jeans?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Because they paint smiles on tragic faces. It's grotesque incongruity. Why are angels imaged as always beautiful, and winged?

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    Because they miscostrued the meaning of the word 'emotional' to mean down-in-the-dumps depressed, and they have to fit their label. It's circular, apparently, and so without a doubt, fallacious. Why ...

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    You can. Only it's got to be an awfully sleazy restaurant. Why do fencers wear all white - when you can't get blood stains out such a [lack of] colour ...

    Apr 5, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    He's, ah...a conspiracy, perhaps? o0' ^_~ Why the devil do nights go so quickly when one wants to sleep, and never seem to make it to dawn when you're pleasantly ...

    Apr 4, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Crazy Questions

    No one would need a spring-cleaning, of course. What if life were proven to be nonexistent?

    Mar 26, 2007


"I never expected that I should be a queen so soon."
— Alice's Adventures in Wonderland